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| H.L. Mencken Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. | Bachelor |
| 2 | Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. | Bachelor |
| 3 | Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives | Bachelor |
| 4 | The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than any other animal. | Bore |
| 5 | I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men. | Communism |
| 6 | Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. | Conscience |
| 7 | The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. | Court |
| 8 | A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. | Cynic |
| 9 | Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. | Decency |
| 10 | Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. | Democracy |
| Displaying 1 to 11 of 37 Mencken quotes |



