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| Jack Carson Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he's not alone in the way he feels about himself. | Fanatic |
| 2 | People will pay more to be entertained than educated. | Entertainment |
| 3 | The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. | Money |
| 4 | If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. | Variety |
| 5 | My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. | Success |
| 6 | If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. | Fairness |
| 7 | New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. | New York City |
| 8 | Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. | Marriage |
| 9 | For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. | Telephone |
| 10 | If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. | Television |
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