John Cleese Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.	Humor
2	I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent, comes naturally to me.	Humor
3	If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking Do you want fries with that?	Fairness
4	If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?	Food
5	He who laughs most, learns best.	Humor
6	The three differences between American and British people: We speak English and you don't. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play, as well. When you meet the head of state in Great Britain,	Language
7	Frankly, I haven't the slightest clue who David Lettersby is. -- #1 reason why he could not appear on the Late Show with David Letterman	Humor

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