Milton Berle Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	A committee is a group that keeps minutes and lose hours.	Committee
2	It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!	Age
3	He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.	Age
4	They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.	Computers
5	Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!	Motivation
6	Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.	Promise
7	In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.	Congress
8	My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.	Exercise
9	He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.	Age
10	They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.	Computer

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